altitude and you

Three things that should never mix, eating only yogurt before you go snowboarding, starting your drinking at four in the afternoon, and high altitude. Although it makes for a fun evening, it does not make for a fun ride home. Let's just say I owe my friends Joel, Becky, and Michael HUGE FAVORS. It was reminiscent of that summer's evening long ago in Waco...Rumpleminze (spelling???) and a huge fire ant bed...remember that Ann?

an interesting phenomenom

muf-fin pants (noun) 1: pants that are way too tight and thus cause the not firm belly to puff out over the top as a muffin does as it rises in the oven 2: a favorite article of clothing among people who have those special mirrors that lie to them, and allow them to believe there is much truth in the saying, "Damn, I look good!!!" 3: article of clothing popular among high school girls who definitely don't have the typical female body image problems connected with most girls their age.

Remember:
Just say no to muffin pants!
Friends don't let friends wear muffin pants!

good news...

thankfully no poopy pants last night, but she did manage to knock over my mom's extremely heavy, antique, center cut of a cedar tree coffee table. how she did this is beyond me. i was in the kitchen. thankfully no injuries resulted from the action. all in all it was a pretty uneventful adventure in babysitting.